so this morning i was playing with the slow-mo mode on my phone, hoping to get a majestic vid of a bumblebee taking off
but instead i found this dumbfuck
my mom once told me that writing your feelings down or drawing them out is very therapeutic and relaxing
why is the mom telling her daughter she’s ready to shave?
why is the mom calling her daughter mom
maybe they are each other’s moms
Old people should retire from marketing already
The leg up at the end tho.
I like the coach, putting his hands on his knees like, “Welp, that wasn’t it.”
i was almost like “oh man that sucks” and then her leg popped and i fucking lost it
That leg is killing me
You’ve been buttering your cats wrong this whole time.
Science side of tumblr strikes again
bisexual people aren’t more likely to cheat in relationships but we are more likely to cheat at cards, while lesbians are most likely to cheat at jenga, and genderqueer people often cheat at mario kart
how the fuck do you cheat at jenga
ask a lesbian
this is never not funny
wow I’ve never seen a bird drink before
that’s a snake
dogs are incredible